Tonetta

Want to feel simultaneously dirty, ill-at-ease, pathologically amused, all at the same time?

A lesson in how to be serious when describing something ridiculous

Pass Go, Quickly!

[In Monopoly], "if everything went just the right way, with just the right sequence of rolls, Chance and Community Chest cards, and so on, what is the quickest way one player could go bankrupt?"

And there's your answer. 21 seconds.

See a bit more here.

The Mighty Wenis

Once upon a time I thought I'd like to offer a one-stop source for information about the wenis. I snoozed and I lost, because these guys have not only wrapped it up, they're also monetizing it.

I couldn't decide which video to post, so I did both.

If you guessed that this ad was promoting chocolate, you're wrong!

If you guessed that this ad was promoting hair dryers, you're wrong.

If you guessed that this ad was promoting, uh, hm... what else is there?

If you guessed it was promoting bicycles, you need to work for this ad agency.

If you're hanging out, maybe in the forest, and are 21 feet away from a stranger -- possibly armed with a gun -- consider this:

And for what?

The answer is here. (As if you didn't guess already.)

Why didn't I think of this?

Oh yeah, because I'm not a douche.

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